Welcome to Cartoon Hook-Ups Rap Battles! The contestants will be battling today to see who’s going to hook up with the sexy, Black Widow. Listen, bro. I bang b*tches. Alright? Oh, yeah? Well my fingers vibrate. I‘m so cute and cuddly but on the weekends I’m tapping ass. My game’s over 9000 multi consoles raking
Oh, man. Back in this stupid motel. This isn’t going to end well. [Door Open and Close] Who are you? Oh, c’mon! You don’t even know who I am? I’m sorry. I don’t mean to offend you. Let’s just get this started. You’re looking to do it. You’re going to tell me I suck. Something’s
My name is Jordan Wolf, and I’m a really unlikeable protagonist. You can make a lot of money on Wool Street, and I ain’t Lion. Isn’t this basically Goodfellas, but with bankers? Mm-hm. Yeah, that’s good. Hey! I wanna be rich too, can I be your monkey? Wow, not a lot of character development here,
HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ?
Were stranded on a deserted island With no adults it’s just us kids We don’t know how to run a society And we’re stuck her cause’ we are off the grid Inumane Inumane That’s what we’re all becoming We’re gonna become uncivilized Were gonna risk each others lives, oh, We’re becoming inhumane Were stranded on