Welcome to Dream Land, a kingdom famous for a s s and quiet. It’s the perfect little land… if you like that sh**. Lately there have been rumors of a caped sorcerer going around turning people into yarn. One day… Kirby saw his favorite food, a bright red tush-o, on top of a bush. Then it sucked Kirby! ‘This grass feels funny,’ Kirby thought. ‘It feels like grass!’ And to Kirby’s surprise… He saw that his entire body was made out of yarn! Then he saw that his entire body was made out of yarn! Then he saw yarn monster chasing a blue John Cena! Somebody help me! What is going on? Kirby tried to swallow the monster up, but the air went right through his body! Kirby wondered what he should do. Suddenly Kirby transformed into a c***! He drove away with the boy and left the monster behind to eat his dust. Apparently that strange Metamato gave Kirby the power to seamlessly transform into a c*** and… …who knows what else?