Family Guy – Peter Joins Men Knitting Club


Hey, you have accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom Whoa the *Beep* Starts a conversation like that. I just sat down Geez what’s your problem Peter? Im sorry Quagmire I’m still just upset about the damn government sticking its nose in my business I hear you Wasting our tax dollars on ridiculous causes we got to protect bald Eagles bald Eagles should be allowed to make their own decisions Honey, I don’t care that you’re bald. I find you just as attractive. It’s not about you. It’s about my confidence as an Eagle architect Just four Eagles will give you thicker fuller more natural hair so you can just focus on eagle stuff You’re an excellent architect Frickin government given all a good hoses to firemen. I want dem hoses good evening I’m Tom Tucker And I’m Joyce Kinney coming up autism is it real or just another excuse for kids these days to forget their Manners? But first thousands are expected for tomorrow’s tea party Rally celebrating their new quahog headquarters That’s right Joyce the tea party has gained a sizable following based on their message of low taxes limited government, and happy birthday, Tom Oh my God you guys Tea Party, huh, well I’d like to be part of a movement But what movement would want an angry fat guy with a lot of opinions who hates listening for more details on the tea party platform? We now go to this totally boss fireworks show oh My God that’s everything I believe in why they try to take that away from us. I hear you well. That’s it I am going down to that Rally tomorrow, and I am joining the tea party. I’ll wait That’s the same time as my men’s knitting club although they have been really critical lately You’re still not knitting honestly peter. You’re knitting like you want us to like you. It’s not coming from inside. It’s very superficial Thank you. You made my decision easier. Yes, that knit rat Good key party morning, everyone peter you joined the tea party. That’s right brian I finally got something better to do with my Saturdays and sit at the mall and watch Japanese girls laugh at normal conversation so I dropped all of this money to Stop for coffee So there’s a Starbucks near my house People are a Circus finally I’m part of a movement of regular people trying to take back our government Look the tea party isn’t the grassroots movement. You think it is It’s actually funded by big business types who are using you to get the government out of their way so they can roll everyone? om held hands with a woman at the gas station this morning Don’t know what that means just reporting it all I’m saying is you’re being used and you’re too clueless to know it you just think you’re so superior. Don’t you like that first creature to walk on Dry land? Hey, where’d you go? I went for a jog. What’s a jog? It’s a great way to stay in shape is what it is is it like a swim uh uh uh no no? it’s it’s nothing like a swim a Lot of people here today. Yeah, man. I love street fairs. They got rides games and ethnic food cooked horribly by white Americans Cackles hot tacos here are those tackles you better believe they’re checkout aisle of campos especially on a corn tortilla Oh, hi, laughs Santos on a corn tortilla Boy, they’re really against socialism. That’s right the tea party is all about self-reliance look there’s even a tunnel of self-love Would you like to buy a photo of yourself on the Ride sir? No I would not Welcome everyone It’s great to see so many Regular people out here folks who are tired of big government and are ready to stand up for their rights? Yeah, Dad with a spindle crack We are Marshall and now it’s my privilege to Introduce another regular blue-collar guy our quahog chapter Spokesman Joe Workingman Afternoon friends and socio-economic equals is anyone else out there sick of government crap Android it’s like he’s saying everything. I’m listening to that’s right the government wants to tell you what foods to eat And what church you can go to? And then you can’t own a chimpanzee because you’re not responsible enough. I Would feed it also the government wants to tell you how many children you can have what? And the government wants to tell you you can’t throw your old TVs into the river this how I supposed to hang TV if you join the tea party together we can fix all that But you probably don’t want to join the tea party because all you get are these stupid awesome? Keychain oh My God, it’s the keychain from the dream

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